um, yeah.

[egypturnash]

So that "Insexts" movie arrived the other day. We finally got around to watching it.

It's reasonably hot - if you skip to chapter 3, and turn off the audio. We replaced it with "Drukqs" and it became about ten times hotter and more fraught with potential.

Unfortunately, they still weren't actually acting like bugs or anything. Just like normal porn women in lovely insect costumes - that are, honestly, not all that much better than what I've been involved in! At least the boys were reasonably cute, too. It would have been tons hotter if they'd all acted like bugs...

We're thinking of ripping and subtitling it to add narrative. Because this is so lacking in narrative. And narrative is hot, for the kind of people whose sexuality is oblique enough to think that bug costumes are hot...

Now I know why I never watch porn.

There's still about two hours of it left.

Comments

[neogeen.livejournal.com]

I swear the best thing I ever did while glimpsing pron was turn the audio off - and turn up the bennyhill remix to max. It really made for hilarious [though, not hot in the least].

The real vids, no matter how seemingly exotic, never really do it for me. Not artsyfartsy girly something enough I think.
Like you said, it lacks narrative, it lacks...something!

Though I could probably walk through an art gallery and go, "A grrdrrm that's hawt".

[mmsword.livejournal.com]

Aphex Twin is so very fitting a soundtrack for such activities. I shall bite though. Why skip chapter 3?

[jenkatb4u.livejournal.com]

Did they at least coat themselves in slime for some scenes and hang by tether from the ceiling perhaaaaps with the lighting in such a way to make them look like a writhing cocoon and raise the light just enough to see them doing THINGS to eachother.

[orb2069.livejournal.com]

Saw this woman getting antennae installed (http://www.bmezine.com/news/extreme/20041007/20040917-2.html)(Body Mod pics, maybe NSFW.), and thought you might be interested.