um, yeah.

[egypturnash]

So that "Insexts" movie arrived the other day. We finally got around to watching it.

It's reasonably hot - if you skip to chapter 3, and turn off the audio. We replaced it with "Drukqs" and it became about ten times hotter and more fraught with potential.

Unfortunately, they still weren't actually acting like bugs or anything. Just like normal porn women in lovely insect costumes - that are, honestly, not all that much better than what I've been involved in! At least the boys were reasonably cute, too. It would have been tons hotter if they'd all acted like bugs...

We're thinking of ripping and subtitling it to add narrative. Because this is so lacking in narrative. And narrative is hot, for the kind of people whose sexuality is oblique enough to think that bug costumes are hot...

Now I know why I never watch porn.

There's still about two hours of it left.

Comments

[zeeth_kyrah]

It's been said repeatedly that Yackity Sax can make anything funny, especially if the image is sped up or played backward. Sadly enough, I heard this in relation to a looped video Flash being passed around by Something Awful goons (which I then viewed). It was of one of the WTC towers falling on 9/11, played forward and backward so it kept dropping and then rising again, with that music as soundtrack - and I did find it amusing. Schadenfreud can be such a guilty pleasure.

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

*shiver* I can see that working, and hating myself for the fact that it works on me...