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egypturnashSo that "Insexts" movie arrived the other day. We finally got around to watching it.
It's reasonably hot - if you skip to chapter 3, and turn off the audio. We replaced it with "Drukqs" and it became about ten times hotter and more fraught with potential.
Unfortunately, they still weren't actually acting like bugs or anything. Just like normal porn women in lovely insect costumes - that are, honestly, not all that much better than what I've been involved in! At least the boys were reasonably cute, too. It would have been tons hotter if they'd all acted like bugs...
We're thinking of ripping and subtitling it to add narrative. Because this is so lacking in narrative. And narrative is hot, for the kind of people whose sexuality is oblique enough to think that bug costumes are hot...
Now I know why I never watch porn.
There's still about two hours of it left.
It's reasonably hot - if you skip to chapter 3, and turn off the audio. We replaced it with "Drukqs" and it became about ten times hotter and more fraught with potential.
Unfortunately, they still weren't actually acting like bugs or anything. Just like normal porn women in lovely insect costumes - that are, honestly, not all that much better than what I've been involved in! At least the boys were reasonably cute, too. It would have been tons hotter if they'd all acted like bugs...
We're thinking of ripping and subtitling it to add narrative. Because this is so lacking in narrative. And narrative is hot, for the kind of people whose sexuality is oblique enough to think that bug costumes are hot...
Now I know why I never watch porn.
There's still about two hours of it left.
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Date: 2006-10-21 02:46 am (UTC)The real vids, no matter how seemingly exotic, never really do it for me. Not artsyfartsy girly something enough I think.
Like you said, it lacks narrative, it lacks...something!
Though I could probably walk through an art gallery and go, "A grrdrrm that's hawt".
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Date: 2006-10-21 02:50 am (UTC)I swear the best thing I ever did while glimpsing pron was turn the audio off - and turn up the bennyhill remix to max.
I am so going to have to try this now.
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Date: 2006-10-21 02:16 pm (UTC)I think it's that porn is so ritualized- for and by men. This thing is considered Hot, so it must always be done. Story is not hot, so it never happens. All women must be empty fucksluts, even in "erotica" like this.
Pondering why porn is not hot to anyone outside of a teenage male's mentality would probably lead to a lot of uncomfortable thoughts about our culture's sexuality. Or at least about the sexuality of the pornmaker culture...
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Date: 2006-10-22 02:45 am (UTC)Its the monkey and the heroin button.
I hear about some foreys into women slanted pornography, but I haven't done any searching lately. When directed by women, I think it would be more appealing.
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Date: 2006-10-21 02:11 pm (UTC)It is, however, all filmed on what amounts to a green-screen set. It's like it's screaming "REMIX ME".
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