Ew ew EW. Anyway, what do Spiders know about it? Nothing comes out of your body that can't be used to focus coherent light or build space elevators. :)
spider metabolism is efficient but spiders may know the occasional trouble with foreign intestinal flora.
(Now I imagine Asteroid Spiders being stolen and used as happy engineer servitors for someone else's grand space-construction plans. The Lunarian space catapult, to gently drop care packages down to the confused inhabitants of old Earth, wrapped in entry coccoons of the finest starsilk, flung along rails of the infinitely complex molecules spun by Spider guts...)
spider metabolism is efficient but spiders may know the occasional trouble with foreign intestinal flora.
That must be tragic. I realize this isn't quite biologically correct, but I picture a Spider helplessly dribbling silk and getting hopelessly tangled while her egg-sisters gather nearby, unable to contain jeweled giggles at her misfortune. :)
(Now I imagine Asteroid Spiders being stolen and used as happy engineer servitors for someone else's grand space-construction plans. The Lunarian space catapult, to gently drop care packages down to the confused inhabitants of old Earth, wrapped in entry coccoons of the finest starsilk, flung along rails of the infinitely complex molecules spun by Spider guts...)
What an excellent idea! By all means let's send some foreign aid and benign memetic weaponry to those poor benighted Earthers. The state of their porn industry alone... *shudder* And all the better if we can use wibble-locked Spiders to do it. :)
i'm really posting because i thought you in particular might dig on anachronaut's spin on synthetic hair (http://www.livejournal.com/users/anachronaut/).
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Date: 2005-04-07 06:50 am (UTC)Anyway, what do Spiders know about it? Nothing comes out of your body that can't be used to focus coherent light or build space elevators. :)
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Date: 2005-04-07 04:04 pm (UTC)and spiders like to spin language!
spider metabolism is efficient but spiders may know the occasional trouble with foreign intestinal flora.
(Now I imagine Asteroid Spiders being stolen and used as happy engineer servitors for someone else's grand space-construction plans. The Lunarian space catapult, to gently drop care packages down to the confused inhabitants of old Earth, wrapped in entry coccoons of the finest starsilk, flung along rails of the infinitely complex molecules spun by Spider guts...)
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Date: 2005-04-07 05:07 pm (UTC)That must be tragic. I realize this isn't quite biologically correct, but I picture a Spider helplessly dribbling silk and getting hopelessly tangled while her egg-sisters gather nearby, unable to contain jeweled giggles at her misfortune. :)
(Now I imagine Asteroid Spiders being stolen and used as happy engineer servitors for someone else's grand space-construction plans. The Lunarian space catapult, to gently drop care packages down to the confused inhabitants of old Earth, wrapped in entry coccoons of the finest starsilk, flung along rails of the infinitely complex molecules spun by Spider guts...)
What an excellent idea! By all means let's send some foreign aid and benign memetic weaponry to those poor benighted Earthers. The state of their porn industry alone... *shudder* And all the better if we can use wibble-locked Spiders to do it. :)
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Date: 2005-04-07 07:47 am (UTC)"...words drip from her lips like Montezuma's revenge"
has a smoother cadence and still makes all the same imagery points - and rather disturbing imagery, i might add. cool turn of phrase though. ^_^
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Date: 2005-04-07 03:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-07 08:48 am (UTC)i'm really posting because i thought you in particular might dig on anachronaut's spin on synthetic hair (http://www.livejournal.com/users/anachronaut/).
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Date: 2005-04-07 03:33 pm (UTC)I may have to examine those shots and make some of my own! (cheaper, more fun.) I especially like his choice of decoration for the mannequin head.
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Date: 2005-04-07 09:31 pm (UTC)The important question is do they now become mushroom people?
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