being a pervert comes naturally sometimes

[egypturnash]

Last night, I think I lost a purity test point that doesn't exist: Have you ever climaxed when someone touched an imaginary body part that humans do not actually have?

"Fondle my earfans! Oooohhhhhh..."

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[eslington.livejournal.com]

I think that idea is getting me just a little hot and bothered...