while looking through an archive of steve martin's drawings

[egypturnash]

"She lives in the sewers. She's a sewer elf!"

(The furry artist Martin, not the comedian Martin.)

Comments

[dustmeat.livejournal.com]

And her spine is made of putty.

[martes.livejournal.com]

And her feet are twisted and broken, and her private parts are strangely swollen.

[eggshellhammer.livejournal.com]

I could care less about his anatomy, because his porn arouses me greatly.

[eriscontrol.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is a Steve Martin?
...
Oh. sgrhdghn

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

He's one of those whingey 'I created teh fandumb!' sorts. Also, woe be unto you if you are polite and female and should happen to sit in the creator's lounge in the evening at FC for he shall grate on and on about how teh ebil gheys are ruining teh fandumb or yammer loudly an incessantly about guns and libertarian propaganda. I don't actually know what he draws as I was hoping ignoring him for six hours would make him go away. Sadly, I was wrong.

[martes.livejournal.com]

That's kind of odd he'd complain about the gays, considering how much gay porn he's done.

He used to hit on/bug me a lot when I first knew him, until he discovered I wasn't any good at drawing cute girls. His first priority is to harass people into buying his stuff. Second priority is to find people who will draw for him for free. Trying to get laid is a far distant third. I honestly don't think he'd know what to do with a girl who might say 'yes.'

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

That's kind of odd he'd complain about the gays, considering how much gay porn he's done.

Hmm. Maybe I am confused then. Is he the guy with the apparent fetish for harem costumes?

[martes.livejournal.com]

He does mostly female porn, but has done his share of gay stuff as well. Yes, he does the harem costume porn.

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

Does not furry lore have it that Steve Martian and Doug Winger live together in a bunker on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border?

[martes.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Doug does most of Steve's digital coloring

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

What kind of hotline to Satan does Steve Martin have that he can regularly convince greatly superior artists to do his monkey work for him?

[eriscontrol.livejournal.com]

Oh god, another libertarian with a superiority complex. Does he also have a mild handicap of some sort that encouraged him to pursue a career in drawing bad porn (I just can't stop picking on ESR, I know!)?

[circuit-four.livejournal.com]

If I had the money, I would write you grant checks to pick on ESR. n.n

[jenkatb4u.livejournal.com]

This is some sort of in joke! n.n;