Once we finally send it to market the boys at Game Ovoid™ magazine are sure to give us plenty of good copy to put on the box and in the TV ads, because our parent company owns the magazine too, and staffs it with ex-porn fluffers!
We're going to flog the hell out of the mandatory 1080p resolution, even though less than 5% of our market has a TV that supports that standard, because we are getting a huge kickback from Sony and Magnavox to create incentives for consumers to but $10,000 TV sets.
Also, we have to make sure that the "topless mod" appears to have come from a third party. Wouldn't want congress to know we were selling soft core porn to children!
The copy protection is beautiful by the way, if any one of the 22 CDs are placed in a system that's running Linux our central server dispatches a rent-a-cop to give the player a full cavity search.
Who cares if it’s the same exact game our competitor put out six months ago, it uses 70% more texture memory and is therefore a glorious improvement!
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Date: 2006-11-04 07:15 am (UTC)We're going to flog the hell out of the mandatory 1080p resolution, even though less than 5% of our market has a TV that supports that standard, because we are getting a huge kickback from Sony and Magnavox to create incentives for consumers to but $10,000 TV sets.
Also, we have to make sure that the "topless mod" appears to have come from a third party. Wouldn't want congress to know we were selling soft core porn to children!
The copy protection is beautiful by the way, if any one of the 22 CDs are placed in a system that's running Linux our central server dispatches a rent-a-cop to give the player a full cavity search.
Who cares if it’s the same exact game our competitor put out six months ago, it uses 70% more texture memory and is therefore a glorious improvement!