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[egypturnash]

O Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In March, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I stopped martes from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). Yesterday, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon jonasbagel (65 points).

In short, I have been very good (120 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Yr. humble and obedient servant,
Peggy

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