ruiner

[egypturnash]

Woo! I made LJDrama by accident! With much help from bryant for actually writing the script-o-doom after seeing my 'kill the Secret Crush Meme' meme propagated.

Shame I don't have any real projects in the works to possibly catch the attention of a small horde of dramafollowers. Oh well!

And now begins my fifteen seconds.

(thanks for the heads-up, Kincaid. n.n)

(ps. "This entry was posted in the following categories: PERVS". Well, okay. I guess. I'm pretty cheerfully perverse sometimes.)

(addendum: Huh, I wonder if I should be glad my LJ style is broken on IE. It'll help keep the dramariffraff away, I'm sure. Serendipity!)

Comments

[mattlazycat.livejournal.com]

*gasp* You're a furry?

[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

You know, for all their blather about how this is all just ironic performance art and they don't really mean any of it, it's remarkable how fast they pigeonholed you as a "perv" for a story totally irrelevant to your sexuality. I guess it could just be another lame attempt to taunt you, but more and more, I see it just as a sign of a forbidden-fruit voyeurism -- like some preteen kid hoarding tame lingerie catalogs and masturbating to what he thought might have been a breast on a scrambled porn channel. It's kind of charming, really, that they'd go so far to read debauchery and scandal into our lives. You'd think if these guys were as cool as they like to pretend, they'd be a little less repressed, though. :>

Its called sour grapes not forbidden fruit

[ra44-mr2.livejournal.com]

Sorry but thinking furry's in general are people in need of serious mental counseling is far from repressed. Furry's are just sick and pathetic. This is coming from someone who has tried just about everything sexually except furry crap and scat.

And it DOES have to do with her/his/it sexuality as they are so pissed off about some stupid meme that has nothing to do with them becuase noone has a crush on them i suppose.

I personally dont give enough of a crap about a stupid online quiz thingy. However if other people want to release personal information on the internet, go for it have a blast.

Face it, furry's are epitome of the pathetic internet junkies that have next to no social skills and hide out in costumes in an attempt to hide that fact.

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[kiala.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that this even dignifies a responce. It's pathetic flame-bait at best. Yawn. I won't go into all the things furries have done right, besides be pathetic internet junkies (this assuming that Kelp don't also fit that definition.)

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[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

And it tis a good thing, too, matey. You see, following the wake of that loaded trough, I said to myself, "Self, let's see where that baby lays in waters." So I followed the link back to it's homepage.

Till then, I hadn't known that trolling had gone professional, but aye... it has! It was like watching the St. Louis going aflame. It made me be wondering, "Where be he's marvelous socialalizing skills, arr?". A Cannonmouth is not a place to be standing in front of, if you know what I mean.

So let's both make for saltier waters! Hoist the sails!

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[kiala.livejournal.com]

Arrr!

Re: Its called sour grapes not forbidden fruit

[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

Our lives are perfectly fulfilling by any standards and the main people who seem to dislike us are semi-literate net trolls. Why should we care that you either totally misunderstand the appeal of furry fandom, or like to pretend you do for a cheap laugh? Stick around though, you might be amusing once we look up the details of your own life and find out you work at a 7-11 or something, as inevitably proves to be the case.

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[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

No, dear, I was listed as having a few people having a crush on me. The Secret Crush meme simply stuck me as evil - something designed to cause angst and woe. There's enough of this already without a little toy that deliberately makes money off of causing pain.

Why they felt compelled to stick the LJDrama entry in their 'pervs' category is unclear to me; I can be enthusistically perverse, but it's not as if this was a pointer to a lengthy story about some sexual escapade I had that involved rubber, gender-blurring, empathogens, and only responding to the name "Pretty Girl" for approximately three hours. It was just, hey, this one girl had this idea to jam the Secrert Crush meme, other people started following suit, and some guy decided to write a jamming script, and the Secret Crush people finally killed the meme. Oh, but wait, the person who had the idea must be some kind of freak because she happens to read a trans community and a furry community, ha ha ah deviant fr33k. I mean, really - that's just grasping at straws to demonize me!

Face it, troll accounts are the epitome of pathetic internet junkies that have next to no social skills and hide out in really boring costumes in an attempt to hide that fact.

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

Hush, Peggy, be careful what you say to him! He might steal your icons and the power of the Queer Dragonlady will be his to exploit! (If he gets to like it, he might start attending cons, and then we'd really have to find a new hobby. o.o; )

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[nekoexcel.livejournal.com]

...? now.... i know a lot of furries and have nothing against you as people... though i do find the fur fetish thing a bit disturbing, but if that's what you choose, that's what you choose.

The one thing I've noticed is all my furry friends always post things along the lines of your "The Secret Crush meme simply stuck me as evil - something designed to cause angst and woe. There's enough of this already without a little toy that deliberately makes money off of causing pain." lines. for the love of god, there's no need to go around saving the world.

The secret crush meme was fun, and a joke. How in the world did you see it as something hellbent on causing pain? a meme EVIL? you're kidding me, right?

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[baroquevertigo.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Some of us have gotten tired of the little slings and arrows of cynicysm and nastiness that float about the net.

And, really. Other people far from anyone I know may have found happiness, but all I've seen from the thing is people getting paranoid: 'geeze, who did I say I had a crush on, I don't even remember!' Anything that increases the amount of angst and worry in the world and makes money off of it is kinda evil in my eyes. Outside of S&M play, people wanting money in return for causing people pain is pretty nasty, in my opinion.

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[nekoexcel.livejournal.com]

lol. "Outside of S&M play, people wanting money in return for causing people pain is pretty nasty, in my opinion" rock on w/ that. honestly, I still don't see anything inherantly wrong with it (please pardon any mispellings, I still haven't eaten anything today because it feels like I'm swallowing rusty nails or something and the blood sugar's a bit low)

Meh. it's all over and done now, but really, you don't have to try and save the world because it will only exhaust you or cause more problems. unless you like fighting flamers... which i must admit can be really fun. :grabs her troll bashing stick:

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

Peggy, are you getting the same sudden warm glow of self-assurance that I am?

Seriously, dude. If you're looking for something to point and gawk at, we are queer and we do pretend we're animal people online, so if that's all it takes to amuse you, far be it from us. Laugh 'til you wet em.

And if by "drama," you mean "will we respond to your troll for as long as we find it amusing, rather than let your childishness go unmocked," I guess you'll get your drama fix here and so will we.

But if you're looking to push someone's emotional buttons with feeble by-the-numbers cracks about our hobbies, I recommend you move on, unless the emotion you hope to provoke is "amused disdain."

Peggy and I are both pretty content with who we are, and if that's going to change, it's going to be at the hands of somebody much more satirically gifted than you. Just for a change of pace, we'd like to be sent some trolls we can laugh with, not at.

We demand nothing but the highest quality trolls around here. If we sound insulted, it's only because the "furries are gross perverts" act has been played to death. We really do our best to play a good "straight man" (so to speak) for the LJDrama folks, and we were at least hoping we merited better material.

We're sending your troll back sealed and unused. We'd like a replacement. See if you can get us hepkitten -- she's often funny, she has cool hair, and for some reason I haven't been able to stop fantasizing about her lately.

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. On second thought, maybe you'd better send quasidan. I think Hep is mad at me. ;_;

MARS NEEDS TROLLS

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

Or kko (the one who called you a robotic Bambi T1000). He's cute.

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[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was thinking that, too. Damnit, I get the lamest trolls! I want a good troll who'll actually someone laugh! Poor man, though. His idea of a good time seems to be stealing icons from pissy teenagers. What a dull life he must lead.

I guess that means I'm too complex to troll properly. Or something. Or maybe it's just not a good bit of Drama. I'll have to work harder, I guess!

On the subject of that link - Waaaah! She's out on the playa at Burning Man and I didn't manage to go last year! *cry*

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

The really amusing thing would be if we ran into her by accident there, she had no idea we were furries, and she turned out to be really nice without a keyboard in front of her...

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[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

People at Burning Man are generally pretty damn nice. It's part of the attraction... you don't have to go be an asshole before someone else is an asshole at you, the expectation is that everyone's out there to have fun and be outside of those daily-grind-office-politics games.

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I've heard more than a few stories of people who basically think of Burning Man as spring break for people with lip rings and Palm Pilots...

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[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

I heard an analogy that I rather like for this conversation...
It's about the kid on the short bus that makes fun of all the other kids on the short bus.
To anyone else, he's just another kid on the short bus.
But in his mind he's better than the other retarded kids on the short bus.
Of all of them, I feel most sorry for him.
The other kids may be blissfully ignorant of their retardation but he knows he's a retard and powerless to do anything about it.

Re: Its called sour grapes not forbidden fruit

[(Anonymous)]

and you're kinda ugly... no... make that really ugly

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[(Anonymous)]

Wow. You have no sense of humor.

I bet you really like Bill Cosby.

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm more fond of Bill Hicks. "Hey, look, LJDrama sent us another moron!"

[tabriscoonz.livejournal.com]

haha, that guy gave two dollars.

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

I don't know if your layout's broken, per se, on Mozilla Firebird - but it's damn funky! Me like. It looks like jazz sounds. (And like tinfoil tastes, but that's getting a mite syn.)

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[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

It should be pretty much like it's supposed to, as I designed it with Camino, which is a pretty OSX wrapper around the Gecko renderer! Thanks! n.n

*squeaky pony glee*

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

*breaks out the chips, salsa, and Kelpo cards* -:)

What, no drinks?

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

*deals out two hands of Fizbin*

(puffs up and does her best Comic Book Guy imitation)

[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

"I think the trolls must have gotten a shralk."

Re: What, no drinks?

[xydexx.livejournal.com]

DRRRRink?

[(Anonymous)]

Calm down, you're not actually famous. You just got a mention on LJdrama.

I guess this must be exciting for you, though. Oh, well. Doesn't take much to make some people happy. Good for you.

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[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

'Mild sarcastic bemusement' is the emotion I was going for in the original entry, not 'orgasmic glee'. Notice I said fifteen seconds, not minutes.

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[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

Calm down, she's not actually egotistical! You're just reading as much negativity into her post as you can because you're a dull misanthrope and, lacking any discernable creative or empathic skills, this probably passes for amusement in your circles. I have to agree with your last line, though. Have fun!

[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

This is a pretty sad turnout. Maybe I should go ahead with that fake roadkill fetish web page after all...

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[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

*drags you off and beats you into submission with a squeaky rubber hammer*

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[xydexx.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Ooh! Me next!

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[mister-wolf.livejournal.com]

What about the Ubrey-aye Eardsley-bay Anpage-fay? I'll scan some images tonight. =;)