it came to me in a dream

I'm not sure if this is a good idea or a bad one: T-shirts that subtly apply Op Art tricks to fool viewers into thinking your tits are a little bit bigger than they really are. The power of distorted grids can work for you.

things you discover at work

Huh, the 'fullscreen' thing that Youtube and all the other Flash video sites is a feature of Flash, not of the FLV decoder. I'm surprised every damn little Flash game isn't offering this.