just one of those thoughts

What would I do if a horde of net.bastards descended upon my LJ? I don't think they're at all likely to, as I keep my freakiness private or cloak it in irony - I don't wave my fetishes, sexual preferences, or delusions around for everyone to see. Not blatantly, at least - if I refer to my secrets in public, it's usually under at least one layer of metaphor.

I also doubt I'd be an entertaining target. I'm too well-spoken and cynical. If my life had been bent and broken differently, I might be a smug net.bastard myself. I think I'd probably just sigh, set comments to friends-only for a while, and put up an informational entry to that effect, that had an elliptical sneer at the people who caused me to do it.