freak spam

[egypturnash]

I've been getting a lot of pr0n spam lately. Sigh.

This one boggled me. It's a direct cut and paste.

I just never get tired of fucking all these hot mommies. I have gained quite a reputation for it, they don't call me the Milf Hunter for nothing. There are alot of people out there trying to imitate and they are just that, nothin but posers. My shit is the real deal, I go out, track down a hot mom, and when the time is right I move in for the kill. We all know how it ends, back at my place for a proper Hunter banging. Just check out these pics of my latest Milf. Enjoy!!!

(images which Eudora did not load because I don't let it, URLs, likely-fake 'remove' link)

So we have a wigga-speak come on, and a new term I'd never heard of: "Milf". Milf? Is this an abbreviation for something? A contraction of a longer word? Do I really want to know anything more about this word? Probably not.

"Milf".

*shudder*

Comments

[zrath.livejournal.com]

A quick poke at Google returns a disturbingly large amount of MILF sites.
Apparently, it stands for "Moms I'd Love to Fuck". I am not making that up.

I bet the real M.I.L.F. (Moro Islamic Liberation Front) is majorly pissed.

[corvirax.livejournal.com]

"Mom I'd Like to Fuck". Apparently. So I learned from American Pie.

[thaily.livejournal.com]

I think he goes around fucking disgruntled/unhappy wives/mothers..

Err.. Or so I hear..

Milftaur

[eselgeist.livejournal.com]

now all we need is the logical toon/furry intersection and the jibber jabberish speechthing will be complete:

"Whew! That was one smurfy milf yiff, babe!"

Yiffymilf
Milfwolf
Milfwoulfe
Mi'ilfewulf
Milfie_yiff
Weremylfe
Mylphwyrm, etc

and a "milftaur" would, of course, be one milf with another, nonmorphic milf, stuck on the end.

Re: Milftaur

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

Aughhh!!!!! Now that you've said it, someone will actually DO it. Curse you! :')

Yet another STUPID thing to blame AP for. *sigh*

Re: Milftaur

[adequatemagic.livejournal.com]

...

Milftaur... OF GOR.

There. Had to put the little paper umbrella in the drink.

[milkpanzer.livejournal.com]

Gah! I'm scared I'd find out that guy is my coworker...the infamous Adam. He's always all over the moms. :P :P :P

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

M.I.L.F. - I honestly wish I had never heard of this word. It ranks up there with felching and snoodling. At least he's not referring to incest, though, which is the usual connotation. I much prefer my "Free Natural Viagra" spam, though.

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

Got Milf?

(I'm sorry, but I'm very punchy after cramming computer OS data for the past few days and it's making me sillier than ever.)

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

That spam is really funny when read in a suburban white-bread accent.