egypturnash

Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
Turn to page 56.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post that sentence along with these instructions on your LJ.
Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

Soon's I got back from the convention I hustled over -- my natural shyness makes me somewhat tounge-tied but... Mam'selle Hepzibah, honey-chile girl, sweetheart of the swamp an' points south, how'd you like to get married ?