Your link to the invisible pink unicorn is in fact a link to the W3C's protocols page.
I for one feel deeply personally offended that school faculty led prayer to the IPU has been specifically banned by this godless liberal court system. Who are they to mandate upon the American people that their children cannot be proselytized by state employees whom they are required by law to spend large parts of their days with? It's atheistic, and Satanistic, both at once! I mean, its not as if we want anyone to be able to name any specific IPU, just IPU in general, so no particular denomination is offended.
If the answer must be one or the other, it depends on the battlefield. The Invisible Pink Unicorn is clever and timeless, whereas the Flying Spaghetti Monster is crude and popular.
The invisible Pink Unicorn, of course! :D Cause it's pink. If the Spaghetti Monster became pink, it would have to loose a lot of sause, therefore it looses due to blood lose. Unicorns for the Win!
Invisible Pink Unicorn... it's color is RGBA #FF00FF00. Such a creature could not see by physics alone thus must be godly... yet an idealistic creature since such a being cannot be seen yet depicted, and one already constraigned to fantasy due to it's mythological history.
The Flying Spagetti Monster, which is fine sauce and noodly appendage, it's firm texture of it's meatballs, is quite a sight to see. A godly creature in it's own right. Not brought up from mythology or fantasy, but from science fiction, like all other good, honest, and terrible religions.
While each has it's own following, the IPU struggles to gain recognition as soley an idea, and an easily disproven one infact. It suffers from it's historic roots. The FSM features not only the ideas, but the imagery, aroma, and taste; such a creature doesn't have mythologic baggage. It has trumped the IPU not once, but four times by it's very existance alone!
In such a battle, if their power came from belif, the IPU would be a weak foal compared to the awesome experience that would radiate from the FSM. The FSM, just by appearing on the battle field, would gain many converts immedately, strengthening it's own powers even before the fight.
Thus, the FSM would win the battle before it started. Besides, who would ever want to eat horse meat?
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Date: 2006-08-20 02:13 am (UTC)I for one feel deeply personally offended that school faculty led prayer to the IPU has been specifically banned by this godless liberal court system. Who are they to mandate upon the American people that their children cannot be proselytized by state employees whom they are required by law to spend large parts of their days with? It's atheistic, and Satanistic, both at once! I mean, its not as if we want anyone to be able to name any specific IPU, just IPU in general, so no particular denomination is offended.
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Date: 2006-08-20 02:31 am (UTC)2) Eris.
3) Depends if the IPU eats pasta.
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Date: 2006-08-20 04:36 am (UTC)The Flying Spagetti Monster, which is fine sauce and noodly appendage, it's firm texture of it's meatballs, is quite a sight to see. A godly creature in it's own right. Not brought up from mythology or fantasy, but from science fiction, like all other good, honest, and terrible religions.
While each has it's own following, the IPU struggles to gain recognition as soley an idea, and an easily disproven one infact. It suffers from it's historic roots. The FSM features not only the ideas, but the imagery, aroma, and taste; such a creature doesn't have mythologic baggage. It has trumped the IPU not once, but four times by it's very existance alone!
In such a battle, if their power came from belif, the IPU would be a weak foal compared to the awesome experience that would radiate from the FSM. The FSM, just by appearing on the battle field, would gain many converts immedately, strengthening it's own powers even before the fight.
Thus, the FSM would win the battle before it started. Besides, who would ever want to eat horse meat?
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