cheering up

[egypturnash]

Late-night rambling conversation turned morose and self-abusive, with everyone involved racing to blame themselves? Everyone trying to pull out of this loop but failing?

I have the solution for this, my friends.

Glitter.

Grab a container of glitter and shake it all over yourself. Make sure it gets on as much exposed flesh as possible. Then shake it on the other mopey person.

Suddenly, you may be in a space where it is deemed appropriate to roleplay the Spanish Armada invading Greenland and rub up against each other suggestively.

(It probably wouldn't have worked if I'd tried to shake the glitter onto Sammi first. I think making a fool of myself before making one of her was crucial.)

Comments

[raki.livejournal.com]

You should post this to glamourbombs.

[jenkatb4u.livejournal.com]

Upon my body is often dusted a fine layer of cement.

It has the opposite effect in most cases.

[yaochi.livejournal.com]

Just be certain not to inhale of that cloud of glitter

Nor

in lines with a straw.

[euphoriel.livejournal.com]

I will certainly keep that in mind! Now, are we talking dust-like glitter, or the little metal foil sparklies? And if it's not the little metal foil sparklies, then where can I get some? :)

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

The little metal foil sparklies. That's what we have around here.

[ness-monster.livejournal.com]

fantastic suggestion, as i love litter. you are quite witty. may i be your friend?