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[egypturnash]

egypturnash: Yes. Men do Not Touch Each Other. They are allowed to punch each other in a friendly manner, and ass-grabbing *may* be okay in the context of organized sports. But Men do Not Touch.

egypturnash: If two men touch in any meaningful fashion, the chemicals in their flesh interact, forming a complex sociochemical entity most commonly known as "t3h gh3y".

Comments

[barberio.livejournal.com]

Ah, so those 'sports drinks' are used to fludh out 't3h gh3y' from your system during contact sports like rugby.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Yup, the most popular of which is "Gh3y-to-raid".

[mandrill.livejournal.com]

Huh! And I always thought that "T3h Gh3y" was a fancy brand of cologne sold at Neiman Marcus!

[borghalrantipol.livejournal.com]

I know a man who only had sex with five men before he contracted "t3h gh3y". Always practice safe sex.