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"You never let me give you a blowjob."- me

"Yeah? Well, I just bought you dinner!" - [livejournal.com profile] prickvixen

There's something dreadfully wrong with this exchange, isn't there.

Also I seemed to pass, dressed mildly girly. I got that extra bit of niceness and "ma'am" from the waitress. So yay.

Date: 2004-05-12 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vickshb.livejournal.com
I wish my life had a inch of sex. But nope. People hate me...

Date: 2004-05-12 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cobaltie.livejournal.com
Sounds like a case of Hedwig's Angry Inch. *nods*

Date: 2004-05-12 08:35 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shatterstripes.livejournal.com
I wish mine had sex in it too. Biting is about the closest I get nowadays.

Date: 2004-05-12 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vickshb.livejournal.com
Cool icon. ^^

But yeah. I only get a bit of close withmy mates... I never really do act, if it isn't even foreplay... Had a few mates now, and still couldnt drive them to bed. Despite tne nymphomania in one of them...

Date: 2004-05-12 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cobaltie.livejournal.com
Also, on girlguise, yay!

Date: 2004-05-12 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turbinerocks.livejournal.com
YOU THROW LIKE A GIRRRRRRL

^_^

Date: 2004-05-12 08:36 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shatterstripes.livejournal.com
Yeah. Didn't I throw something at you when you were visiting, in my pathetic, weak-limbed girly pitch?

Date: 2004-05-12 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydra-velsen.livejournal.com
Hey some of us consider giving blow jobs a hobby!

Date: 2004-05-12 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theolive.livejournal.com
I'll bet you look plenty girlie!

You're having the effect of making *me* want to work the girlie thing, too. I never in my life thought of the male genus getting less sugar from waitresses-but I don't doubt it, now you bring it up. :)

Date: 2004-05-12 09:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shatterstripes.livejournal.com
I'm not sure we got better service or anything, but we got less-fake-feeling smiles, at least. People of both genders seem to generally be nicer to girls than to boys...

Date: 2004-05-12 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kensan-oni.livejournal.com
Maybe she just doesn't want to be touched? I don't know. Your right, that exchange is one of the oddest I've seen in a long time. :')

Date: 2004-05-13 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dv-girl.livejournal.com
I think I was gonna offer Ashy a blowjob once about 13 years ago in Pittsburg except then I got all jealous that Ashy was banging my boyfriend (by which I mean the guy that was sleeping with like everyone but my juvenille mind thought was my boyfriend) but right after Ashy got there I got hit by a car and had broken jagged sharp and pointy teeth and no one wanted blowjobs anymore. O_O

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