for those getting married in the near future...

[egypturnash]

Remember this when selecting your wedding dress: it can be really, really hot to get fucked silly in your bridal gown. Both on your wedding night, and long afterwards.

You were probably thinking this in the back of your mind anyway.

Comments

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

According to a limo driver I spoke with, this happens quite often - in the limo!

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

That's why wedding dresses have all those ruffles and lace... it's to soak up the goo!

And the ones with hoops

[amilori.livejournal.com]

are so you can hide someone under the skirt while in public.

[hatch.livejournal.com]

"I've been saving this for you...it's your Grandmother's wedding dress..."

*long awkward pause*

"You might want to get it dry cleaned first..."

[turbinerocks.livejournal.com]

YOU! :D

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

[eselgeist.livejournal.com]

it's something to look forward too, mm? *wiggles ears*

[arphalia.livejournal.com]

Then there are certain situations where one wonders just -who- will end up in said wedding dress of fuckery and who gets the tux and strap on.