ARGH FAT FAT FAT

[egypturnash]

This is what I get for going out to lunch at work for a change! Three pounds heavier than yesterday! And I was farting all afternoon, too.

I know it's going to mostly pass through, but. ARGH.

Comments

[darkdingo.livejournal.com]

Warm green tea and papaya may help ease your..um...flatulance.

It will make your stomach fell a little better, too. This little home remedy works for me.

[rainwing.livejournal.com]

You are not fat, you stick. >.< You are merely un-toned. Don't diet! Just exercise!

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Exercise would be good too. But remembering that stuffing a potato into my stomach mid-day is bad is good!

[lapdragon.livejournal.com]

Three pounds of puuuuure methane! Whoo-ee! :P

[ultraken.livejournal.com]

Just doing her part for global warming, I guess. :)