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[egypturnash]

Maglev high heels.

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[revar.livejournal.com]

Three words that will almost always be followed by three other words.

"Ass over teakettle" :)

[zeeth_kyrah]

That's what the Uprighter corset is meant to correct. Aside from being a corset.

[halfelf.livejournal.com]

She was never the same after the tragic degaussing incident.

[jenkatb4u.livejournal.com]

They don't get no higher dan dat, toots.

[murrypurryfurry.livejournal.com]

Designed by German Engineers and Italian fashion designers. So impracticably expensive that only pseudo communist Chinese are able to afford them as a social service and threaten men and women alike to wear them at all party functions. We could have them smuggled out of the east, but they'd still be too small for giantic American Feet. *Sigh* well we can always dream.