To punish his insuldes, I would probably start to deliberately take influence from common and familiar sources, such as mythology.
"Listen, you idiot. You just had two impossibly beautiful naked women appear in front of you and a golden apple has been thrown at your feet. I don't care if you know what happens next! What do you grab first?"
Every answer is wrong: he is turned into a gold statue and cloven in two by a lightning bolt for angering a goddess. Write up a new character. By the way, the new character happens to be cursed: It is prophesied that he will kill his father and wed his mother (this one works best if the player is a lecherous type - any female NPC of sufficient age could be his mother, especially in a high-magic game).
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Date: 2005-10-02 06:42 am (UTC)"Listen, you idiot. You just had two impossibly beautiful naked women appear in front of you and a golden apple has been thrown at your feet. I don't care if you know what happens next! What do you grab first?"
Every answer is wrong: he is turned into a gold statue and cloven in two by a lightning bolt for angering a goddess. Write up a new character. By the way, the new character happens to be cursed: It is prophesied that he will kill his father and wed his mother (this one works best if the player is a lecherous type - any female NPC of sufficient age could be his mother, especially in a high-magic game).