not going to happen

[egypturnash]

While thinking of looks and shapes for the character referred to in the previous entry, I came up with this one:

Egypt would be quite sexy, if you're willing to overlook the fact that SHE'S A SIX-FOOT TALL COCKROACH!!!

Comments

[protocat.livejournal.com]

Cockroaches are fun to play. I still have one on Taps I had long ago that I dusted off to show the peryton as she remembered seeing him before.

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Hmm, you'll have to show it to me sometime.

I could write more description to that, but I don't think I want to. Continung beyond the punchline is tedious.

[wolphyn.livejournal.com]

I'm sure she'd still get hit on. >_o

[shatterstripes.livejournal.com]

Probably.

I think anything with a gender listed as 'female' gets brain-dead come-ons on mucks. Even a banana slug or a sea cucumber.

[perlandria.livejournal.com]

My apple tree gets hit on. I've heard more lewd comments about polination and knotholes...

I got a better one

[kensan-oni.livejournal.com]

I was having 10 foot tall men hit on my poor 2 1/2 inch humming firebird...

WHY they were hitting on this fleck of a bird with no sexual charecteristics to speak of, I still have no idea, but there you are.

Let's face it, Men would frag a wall if it was wearing lipstick. :')

Eh heh...

[(Anonymous)]

That's why they invented Eunuchs.