the first person to make a 'portal' reference gets smacked

"This is impossibly decadent."
"What? It's just a tiny pie. Decadent would be if we'd gone to Petsi and gotten a huge pie and were eating it with our hands."
"Yeah, but in the past, people had pie like two times a year."
"...Welcome to the future. There is pie."

- Rik and me, while eating a three-inch diameter cherry pie.