But... if it's symbolic penis extension, what does it mean when you hit a bump too fast and your giant iron nuts smack against the pavement and sparks fly? Owwwwwwww!
Lest you think all boys would want such a thing, we don't. What I find odd, though (besides the obvious) is that almost all het-males refer to their cars as "she."
Not that I'm a big car fan, but if I had a monster, I'd want the "balls" to be under the hood, not dangling uselessy off the bumper. Where's the POWAH? :"D
Oh, I don't think all boys would want nuts on their car. But I can believe that there are boys who would, and I cannot comprehend that at all - symbolically, it makes some sense, but then I want to carry the symbolic linkage both ways and imagine them scraping the ground at eighty miles an hour...
I once knew a girl who said that her car was a boy. And gay.
No, this was the first girl I ever slept with, back in my college years. Long before the VW beetles. He was a bright blue Jeep, of a model that was semi-infamous for rolling over. I can't remember the model name, nor for that matter the car's name - yes, she named him.
Heh... I never named a car, though my friends have nicknamed my current conveyance "Moby", due to the fact that it's an enormous, white Lincoln. They never mocked my Eldorado this way. Then again, that thing wasn't 18 feet long...
Hey, sweet. I have a Lincoln too, only mine's blue and its name is Commander Cody, after the artist of the same name who performed the song "Hot Rod Lincoln". Usually, though, I just call it "The Boat".
Before I got mine, my friend also had a white one with a red interior, and we also called it Moby.
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Date: 2003-10-19 08:23 am (UTC)"Frodo never knew he lost anything and is just a happier little dog since he's been neutered with Neuticles."
Sam would be so upset...
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Date: 2003-10-19 08:44 am (UTC)Not that I'm a big car fan, but if I had a monster, I'd want the "balls" to be under the hood, not dangling uselessy off the bumper. Where's the POWAH? :"D
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Date: 2003-10-19 09:20 am (UTC)I once knew a girl who said that her car was a boy. And gay.
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Date: 2003-10-19 09:37 am (UTC)Was the car one of those new VW Beetles? Those things look like the drag queens of the automotive world to me...
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Date: 2003-10-19 02:07 pm (UTC)Before I got mine, my friend also had a white one with a red interior, and we also called it Moby.
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Date: 2003-10-20 12:49 am (UTC)Ditto.