random thoughts

[egypturnash]

Cut and paste from what did not, thankfully, turn into a platform flame war:

You say, "Artists who use Macintoshes are 75% more likely to have hot squishy monkey sex on a regular basis. Proven fact!"


Masochism in Action: I have this screenblanker for my Mac that pulls random images from AmIHotOrNot.com. How about something similar that pulls random stuff from Deviantart.com? Oh no, not another picture of a Dragonball Z character cutting their wrists!

Comments

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

I'm a PC user. I just get to have noisy, sweaty, doggy-style sex.

[neillparatzo.livejournal.com]

"Artists who use Macintoshes are 75% more likely to have hot squishy monkey sex on a regular basis."

As an avid PC user, I feel compelled to contest this claim. Unfortunately, the only scientific way I could do that would be to buy a Mac myself, thus skewing the data in my favor.

But then I'd be stuck with a useless Mac! What would I do with it? ;)

[pyrobunny.livejournal.com]

Use it to get hot babes, that's what!

[neillparatzo.livejournal.com]

Unless her name ends in JPG, I don't think it'll work quite like that!

[smithmcmagnum.livejournal.com]

I used to hate Macs and use only PCs. Coincidentally, I never had any kind of monkey sex. Now that I've finally abandoned PCs and fell in love with Macs I can finally look foward to squishy monkey sex! I'll tell you if it happens, and you can be sure it'll be thanks to my fancy eMac.

[turbinerocks.livejournal.com]

I like both but am compelled to use PCs for convenience and gamer-geek-loyalty sake.

Though if someone wants to port Tamaghis to MacQuake3, we're all for it. :D

[doodlesthegreat.livejournal.com]

How about a picture of me slashing my wrists because I keep seeing crummy DBZ images on Deviant Art?