May. 8th, 2005

bad google

May. 8th, 2005 12:20 am
egypturnash: (STOPPEZ LE ZAP!)
This is what happens when you Google for "dalek sex". You find gems like the hint file to "Doctor Who and the Vortex of Lust".

Unfortunately the game itself seems to only run on Windows machines. Or maybe "fortunately" is the word.



Also, while on this futile quest for Dalek slash, I found a story that involved Ace and the Doctor having sex. Sammi wouldn't let me read any of it for horror value because she only wants to hear lesbian fantasies about that character. Or maybe stories about Ace and a Dalek. "He slid his exterminator up my hot..." Never mind.



The Internet disappoints me. i cannot find Dalek porn.



Who can I persuade to play a Dalek on Puzzlebox so I can have horrible Dalek sex fantasies?



YAY! DALEK PORN!



MORE DALEK PORN! (realplayer, ugh. Thanks, [livejournal.com profile] ovon! <3 )



Bob the Angry Flower gets a Dalek Shell (not porn, but funny)



Honestly, I'm kinda embarrassed by the way I'm reacting to the new "Who". I was never a drooling fan of any SF show before. Except, I guess, the Doctor. I'd watch it whenever it came on Channel 12 - the New Orleans PBS station. I think everyone in the States who's around my age saw the Doctor on their local PBS station, in those pre-cable days. Half the new episodes are half-assed - I'm getting sick of every episode being on Earth, I want to see some adventures in Time and Space, and sweet fuck I'm gonna want to hurt someone if the Doctor takes on a companion who promptly spends the next episode going into a xenophobic mope for the third time. But here I am looking for Dalek porn. It's an ironic thing, but it's a sincere, insane desirous thing, too.

"Servalan/Dalek slash," Sammi suggested.

Yeah.

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